Old Man Smokes Weed for the First Time
Here’s a fun prank to play on your friends: Put a hornet’s nest in their mouth while they sleep.
In English we don’t say “I love you,” we say “ey gurl u wan sum fuk?” which translates to “dick too bomb pussy too tight” and I think that’s beautiful.
I wish I could say this wasn’t happening
90% of teens have switched to blue eyes white dragons and fancy doodads
reblog if ur part of the 10% that still believes in the heart of the cards~ <3
Jesus fucking christ this is exactly what I need at 4am